I've gotten four spam emails in the last three days that have told me, "At long last, we've made it easy to get free porn directly to you."
Now, I don't know about you, but I didn't realize free porn was such a hard to acquire commodity. I think the people who put out all these spam messages need to do a little more product research because, if you weren't aware, you can't swing "a dead cat" without hitting some porn on the internet. In fact, I somehow went through at least 2 porn sites before I was able to make this update. Next thing you know, they'll be claiming other crazy things like the ability to play online poker or a way to get music without even going out of the house.

In other news, I hope you are well Loba. My mother told me to thank you for reminding her about the incident with the feminine item that fell out of her suitcase all those years back. She had forgotten about it (like I wish you had). I was told that she was laughing so hard that she wasn't able to go to bed for about an hour.

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